Confessions

·         I freak out over grades, but I really don’t do everything I could do for the A.

·         I don’t really like the girl who sits next to me in my ASL 2020 class

·         She never stops talking

·         Ever!

·         But she thinks we’re good friends

·         It’s true, I have no heart.

·         I don’t know what the hell I’m doing when I pretend to be a parent

·         I make everything up on the fly

·         Is “wing it” a good approach to parenting?

·         I think gay jokes are hilarious

·         I’m easily entertained.

·         I hate reading “Church Books”

·         No, not the canon

·         I mean the ones that everyone raves about that you buy at Deseret Book for $35.95 in hardcover

·         They bore me silly.

·         I don’t really like “outside”

·         I do like shopping, and musical theater.

·         I wear real diamonds

·         Even though I know I shouldn’t.

·         I go to the movies just for the popcorn

·         With extra butter

·         LOTS of extra butter

·         I make up for is by not eating anything else on movie days

·         A person can live on popcorn and Diet Pepsi, right?

·         I wear sunglasses to hide the wrinkles around my eyes

·         Because I say I don’t mind getting older

·         But I lie.

·         I actually believe you all care about what I have to confess

·         If you don’t, don’t tell me.  Leave me to my delusions.