Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Reasons to Marry an Older Man

1.      I will always look younger than his friends from high school.
2.      He’s learned a few things over the years about how to treat women.
3.      He is established in his career, not just starting out.
4.      He’s happy to stay home and read with me, and never expects me to learn a new sport.
5.      Gray hair is distinguished and sexy on a man.
6.      He’s lived alone for a while, so he knows how to do house work.
7.      He has older kids, who give me grandkids for free!  I didn’t have to survive their adolescence, but get to spoil their children.
8.      He has a lifetime of friends and activities to introduce me to.
9.      He’s learned how to change a leaking faucet, a flat tire, and a baby’s diaper.
10.  Two words: life insurance.