Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

This year I have been very good.  That one moment of wickedness is perfectly justified, if you know all the extenuating circumstances.  Therefore, please bring:

Boots that are warm, comfortable, safe in the snow, with a heel no lower than 4 inches.

Sanity for Kim Jong Un.

Easy classes next semester.

Affordable healthcare and dental care.

A big, roaring Harley Davidson bike.

Clean kitchen and bathrooms that I don’t have to clean myself.

Jeans that make my butt look great for less than $50.

Diet Coke and a candy bar.

Thanks,

Les