Confessions

• I hate doing dishes.
• Somehow, kids moving out does not result in fewer dirty dishes.
• There are usually dirty dishes in my sink.
• Sometimes I dislike being a cat owner.
• Anyone want a big, white cat?
• No, really, do you want a cat?
• I don't miss having small children.
• I don't miss active parenting.
• I love my child free home.
• I still spoil my grandchildren, though.
• Grandchildren go home at the end of the day.
• I'm writing this while sitting in class.
• The lecture today is about sex (it's a marriage class).
• I'm bored.
• Does that mean I'm really old?
• Or that my professor is really dull?
• I love urban fantasy novels.
• They have no literary value whatsoever.
• I tell people I love Hemingway and Steinbeck so I sound smart.
• I'm addicted to caffeine.
• That's not a confession, just a statement.
• I'm heartily sick of reading books by Harlan Lane.
• Someone please write a different book about Deaf culture that my professors can assign.
• I successfully took up an entire class period confessing.