o I doodle in class when I should be taking notes
o Sometimes I’m really bored in lectures, and I need to stay awake
o Doodling looks just like note-taking to a professor.
o I’m addicted to caffeine
o I need diet cola to function.
o My cat is more spoiled than my children
o My dog is more spoiled than my cat
o I try to ignore the family dog whenever possible.
o My house has no electronic noise
o Everyone is required to use headphones for music, TV, etc.
o But we all use our cell phones to call the person in the next room
o I guess we’re just too lazy to walk across the house.
o Remember that icky thing that happened on orchestra tour? I know what really happened.
o It wasn’t what they accused us of.
o No one was being malicious or vindictive
o I will carry the secret to the grave.
o I lie about my weight on my drivers’ license
o It still says what I weighed when I first got it—117 pounds
o I haven’t weighed that little since high school.
o I sometimes think I want another baby
o But then I remember that I like sleeping through the night
o And I have grandchildren
o Grandchildren are more fun.
o I tried Friday confessions because some of my friends do it
o Basically, I stole their idea
o If you steal ideas from lots of people it’s called research, right?
Happy Friday, everyone!
I love that you call people in the next room.
ReplyDeleteYou totally look like you can pass for 117!
I love it!!!! You are funny and I love reading your blog. So now you weigh 120?
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